"Ow ow ow ow…" the embarrassed boy muttered to no-one in particular as he rubbed his sore butt that had cushioned most of the fall.
When he went exploring the old abandoned mansion that morning he had no idea the convoluted chain of events that would lead him to being trapped naked in the foundations of the building, having acidentally tumbled through the rotten floorboards of the crumbling rooms, with his clothes and phone stuck several stories out of reach.
It was either going to be a long climb, or an even longer wait for a rescue…
Fan Submission, caption by me:
"No please, I can explain everything if you’ll let me - you don’t need to call the conceirge, I’ve heard what he does to people in this predicament - PLEASE I’m NOT a pervert!"
Moments after this picture the officers cuffed his hands behind his back and frogmarched him to the police car. The officer leant in and whispered ‘you wanted to show off well now all these people are going to see your naked body’ as they pushed him forward through the crowds on the busy sea front…..
Another captured civilian who has been stripped on his way to the military detention centre.
Your helpful mates making sure you follow through as loser of the bet. Now for the long and very naked walk across town….
Another fan submission, demonstrating that you shouldnt get on the wrong side of the tanning salon staff…
I always wanted to ______________________ naked.
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…have to walk home stark
The caption for this could easily be changed to “Get caught…” and still work… ;)
"Aww, not embarrassed are we boy? Funny, you didn’t seem shy when you and your friends tried to moon me earlier like it was supposed to shock me. I expect you’ll all be revealing far more to me in good time, but for now lets focus on you, the weak link in your little chain gang, and show you what real embarrassment feels like…”